hobolunchbox:
“Inventing ways to deliver whoop-ass.
”
Watch yourself, shake dat ass.
30-minute-memes:
“ 30-minute-memes:
“It is Wednesday, my dudes
”
*doot*
”

myterribletwenties:

myterribletwenties:

dylanolinski:

pale-unic0rn:

larrystylinson-stuff:

larrysbellybutton:

gomezwantsmullerinhisbed:

dylanolinski:

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

sometimes it just ends up being something like

image

ITS BACK

lord 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

Please stop reblogging this post

This post made my water break

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

(via dorkery)

October 30th, 2018 - 772,419 notes
stuft:
“curliestofcrowns:
“whitepeopletwitter:
“Nice pair of hooters ya got there. *owls preening*
”
PUT! THE! OWLS! IN! SHORTS!
”
But maybe don’t serve wings
”
memehumor:
“Title here
”
ultrafunnypictures:
“ steaming cup of fuck you
”